you type
like this,
thinking it makes
you look profound…
or something.

really, it makes you
look like you
never went,
to school…

if you add in
a bunch of punctuation;
you think it makes:
your point more valid

but really
the line breaks–
do not help,
your case.

Use the shift key. Form complete sentences. Paragraphs are your friend. It won’t break your computer if you type more than four words on a line, really. I promise you, it’ll just make you look like less of an idiot. Try it!

I was just putting my hair up, and tossed my hair back to gather it all together, and BAM! I hit it on the back of my chair. Now my head hurts.

Ow.