Words Unspoken|Today is where your book begins, the rest is still unwritten.

You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one’s after you, unless they’re trying to nick something from you! It’s good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it’s hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

How Dodgy are You?

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don’t be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

So I went to the post office to have my passport renewed. No big deal, right? Except I was there about a half hour before they closed, and realized that I forgot my fucking birth certificate. I live 20 minutes away.

Looks like I’m going on Wednesday. Ugh. :bang

Matt and I are switching servers, so my site might start acting funny or disappear altogether for a little while.

In case you’re surfing and stumble upon something that is missing or not working properly, please, please, PLEASE email me and let me know. I will be cleaning up my folders and I might accidentally delete something, so I’d like to keep my site as clean as possible - it’s like my baby!

Thanks a whole bunch!