You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one’s after you, unless they’re trying to nick something from you! It’s good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it’s hardly life on the edge…

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So I went to the post office to have my passport renewed. No big deal, right? Except I was there about a half hour before they closed, and realized that I forgot my fucking birth certificate. I live 20 minutes away.

Looks like I’m going on Wednesday. Ugh. :bang

Matt and I are switching servers, so my site might start acting funny or disappear altogether for a little while.

In case you’re surfing and stumble upon something that is missing or not working properly, please, please, PLEASE email me and let me know. I will be cleaning up my folders and I might accidentally delete something, so I’d like to keep my site as clean as possible - it’s like my baby!

Thanks a whole bunch!