Yup, it’s September 19th again, which means it’s Talk Like a Pirate Day!
This means that for 24 hours (well not quite 24 anymore, but you get the idea), you get to answer the phone like this, discover your “pirattitude”, and tack the phrase “Me hearties” on to the end of every sentence.
In case you were wondering what your website would look/sound like when read by a pirate, go here to find out!
And for you Livejournal users out there, you can update your Captain’s Log, as seen below.
Do you ever feel like no matter how messed up things are, none of it matters, because you’re right where you belong?
I swear, I’m about as cranky as I’ve ever been, and I don’t know why! It’s like, I want to bite peoples’ heads off for no reason, and just burst out crying, all at once!
Anyone else get like this? I’m taking herbal meds for it, so I hope they’ll start working soon. Other than that, is there anything any of you do to make the crankiness go away?
So, I’ve got a sore throat for no apparent reason. It hurts the worst in the morning, but it goes almost away by nighttime. So, that’s no fun.
I’ve been playing World of Warcraft like crazy lately. It’s nice to have something to do that I can be interested in. I’ve gotten up to level 59, so only one level left to go (for now), which is exciting!
I need to focus like crazy on this immigration stuff, but I don’t know where to start! It’s very frustrating not knowing what to do first.
That’s it for now, my life in a nutshell.
Most of you have probably seen these before, and now they’re popping up on MySpace, but I wanted to share them anyway.
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1. If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already (three who were deaf, two who were blind, and one mentally retarded) and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
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2. It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
a) Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
b) He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
c) He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
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Interesting results after the cut.
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