So, you asked me for a favour. I was on an alt, working on things, but I took time out of my day to run you through somewhere so you could get things that you wanted from there. I’m a nice person. I said I’d go through one, MAYBE two times. I went through once, it didn’t drop, so being that nice person, I took you again.

Except this time, you decided to put me on auto-follow and go AFK. I should have called the run there, but I thought, no, I can’t be mean. I said I’ll help, I’ve gotta help.

Oh, what’s this? You “forgot” to stealth? You “accidentally” pulled that whole hallway while I was drinking? Thanks a bunch.

Oh, why am I in combat? Oh, you jumped down into the foundry and ran up the ramp, pulling all those goblins with you?

Oh, wait. NOW you’re telling me you want to log out, get a quest on your main, and then come back after I’ve cleared to the end? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

So, as nice as I am, I can’t take it anymore. I told you I couldn’t wait. How’d you repay me for helping you? You pulled everything in the room, died, and left me to fend off the rest. Then you logged out.

How the fuck did you get in my guild?

No love,
“Kim”