Every day since Matt’s parents left for vacation, Mastercard has called. Matt has told them countless times that they’re on vacation and won’t be back for a few months. I haven’t answered, but that’s because I don’t care much for the phone. Today, same number calls. Instead of ignoring it like I usually do, I picked up the phone, hit the “Talk” button, and set it down on a shelf. Then, I went and made myself some cereal. Took about three minutes. I picked up the phone, and they were still there, typing away, so I hung up. They’re really getting on my nerves!

What do you do with telemarketers?