I’ve seriously been laughing for the past twenty minutes while reading this out loud to Matt. Tears rolling down my face, cramped cheeks, the works.

I strongly suggest you go read it. It’s hilarious!

I have one. She’s a few months old, with grey fur, and very sharp little teeth.

I woke up to my cat gnawing (gently, of course) on my arm. She gnawed on it until I opened my eyes and sat up, and then she started licking the spot she was gnawing on and meowing at me. I really think she was telling me “It’s 11:00, time to get up!”

Speaking of the kitten, I uploaded a new video of her latest trick. Go watch it!